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by Marnie Winston-Macauley

Forget LOL” How about WAICL for “What am I, chopped liver”?

by Judy Gruen

Why is it that when men get sick, even the manliest among them morph into sissies?

by Marnie Winston-Macauley

I’m deaf and going in for surgery for a cochlear implant. Send kosher Chinese – please!

by Shmuel Savage

Jewlarious has obtained a leaked document of alternate torture methods under discussion by the Kingdom of Saudi Arabia.

by Marnie Winston-Macauley

Suze Essenfeld bought into the Krankheiter – a thermometer that tells you when you are not sick.

by Mordechai Schmutter

I’ve got back pain so I guess that means mazal tov to me, I am old now.

by Mark Miller

Least-successful Jewish celebrity-branded products like Paul Simon’s “I am a Sock.”

by Marnie Winston-Macauley

“Spend more time with family & friends.” Um… for 3500 Jews have been nailing this one.

by Shmuel Savage

Sony may be afraid of you, but Jewlarious is not.

by Marnie Winston-Macauley

Many Christmas songs were written by Jews. If instead they wrote their songs for Hanukkah, this is what they’d look like.

by Mordechai Schmutter

How about the Back-Scratch Shirt which comes with a grid on the back, like in battleship, so you can direct the scratcher to the specific itch with lightening precision.

by Marnie Winston-Macauley

We Jews need our own “Shark Tank.” Meet “Gefilte Tank.”

by Jewlarious.com Staff

Prime Minister Sean Hannity?!

by Marnie Winston-Macauley

If you can’t sing, tell jokes, don’t make the office party your debut.

by Marnie Winston-Macauley

Meet Sylvia. She’s been around for 3000 years, the last 1200 of which with an enormous bunion. But does she complain? No.

by Marnie Winston-Macauley

“Listen, if this interview is going on much longer, can we at least bring in a nosh?”

by Judy Gruen

What’s better: empty nest or full house? I’m conflicted.

by Mordechai Schmutter

Today’s topic: how to save on home-heating costs.

by Marnie Winston-Macauley

I thought of going on one of those “Hoarding” reality shows, except they’d make me throw out my stuff. And my stuff is important.

by Judy Gruen

Goodbye grocery store, hello newfound freedom!

by Jewlarious.com Staff

Klinghoffer protestors stopped by Zabar’s for rugelach 8 times in 3 hours.

by Mark Miller

Did you hear about the kosher deli owner who was thinking about becoming a vegan? Let’s just say it wasn’t great for business.

by Marnie Winston-Macauley

We Jews love to laugh at ourselves. So let’s do that with some “Jewpers” – or Bloopers involving Jews.

by Mordechai Schmutter

When I go to sleep I’m out like a light. My wife though takes a bit longer and then blames me for it, like there’s a certain amount of sleep to go around, and I’m using all of it up.

by Jewlarious.com Staff

Did you hear Prime Minister Netanyahu’s Derek Jeter zinger during his UN speech? Here are 10 more zingers that didn’t make the cut.

by Marnie Winston-Macauley

Archeologists discovered a 3000 year old woman in the Negev desert named Sylvia. After she woke up from her nap, she had more to say.

by Marnie Winston-Macauley

Archeologists just found a 3000 year old woman in the Negev. And her name is Sylvia.

by Ira Bodenheim

As Rosh Hashanah approaches, I have been tackling my personal growth. And by that, I mean weight gain.

by Jewlarious.com Staff

An open letter to 5775 from the Jewish people.

by Marnie Winston-Macauley

Wholesaleman puts back in people’s pockets what those over-priced department store goniffs are stealing with their fancy-shmancy labels.

by Marnie Winston-Macauley

Can you tell if it sounds like what it means? Take this quiz and find out.

by Mordechai Schmutter

As a teacher my students always ask me what school teaches them about real life. Here’s what.

by Mordechai Schmutter

Gas prices keep going up. Here are my tips to keep your costs down.

by Jewlarious.com Staff

Why dump a bucket of ice on your head when you can…

by Mark Miller

Anti-Jewish Media Bias Through the Ages including: Egyptian Pharoh claims 10 plagues completely disproportionate response to slavery.

by Marnie Winston-Macauley

What do your Jewish food preferences say about you?

by Jewlarious.com Staff

Israel is fighting in two battles: one on the field and the other in the world of public opinion. Here are 9 small victories.

by Mordechai Schmutter

We’re in the market for a new car. This is not going to be fun.

by Mordechai Schmutter

Here’s a sure fire tip if you want to be remembered for posterity: do something really embarrassing. Humanity promises not to forget.

by Marnie Winston-Macauley

Part 2 of the abbreviated dictionary of Jewish diseases.

by Jewlarious.com Staff

...your mother-in-law and 9 others you never considered.

by Judy Gruen

Success and failure in my back yard organic garden.

by Marnie Winston-Macauley

The abbreviated dictionary of Jewish diseases.

by Shmeel

Meet Shmeel. He’s a volunteer first responder for Emergency Medical Services in Jerusalem. And he’s got some stories to tell.

by Mordechai Schmutter

A manual to coaching Little League, or in my case, Yiddle League.

by Judy Gruen

My husband is like Mr. Sustainability when it comes to his clothes, using them up until they are utterly and incontrovertibly no longer usable.

by Marnie Winston-Macauley

Five stereotypes of Nice Jewish Boys. Is there any truth to them?

by Batsheva Twerski

My struggle to understand my nephews’ obsession with football provided me with a spiritual touchdown of sorts.

by Mordechai Schmutter

God has given me perfect health, but to make up for it, I have really bad teeth. Really bad.