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January 1st make resolutions, no more eating chocolate. January 2nd, eat chocolate.
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Yes, this is one of the most important questions in Jewish life.
Silent Night? I should be so lucky!
When the beast from Beauty in the Beast takes off his mask, you realize it’s your friend Doobie from shul!
If you want to get into a Yeshiva, you should have to answer these.
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If you think Israelis are rude, you’ve got it all wrong.
If you're not Jewish but have adopted any of these traits -- mazel tov, you’ve been “Jewelled.”
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I’m sorry that our nation’s problems will never end…
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They have enough luggage for a family making Aliyah…
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Tu B’Av is here – the Jewish holiday of love, and that means it’s time for all of us singles to get married.
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