by David Kilimnick
by Yonatan Levi
Let's talk about the craziest and most dangerous aspect of going to synagogue: the coatroom.
by Jewlarious.com Staff
A rabbi walks into a bar…
This Israel Independence Day, shpritz people with white foam. In Israel, that’s just what we do.
by Karen Goliger
I have a problem: I’m a smothering mother.
by Marnie Winston-Macauley
Some new plagues to relive the Exodus experience.
Buy lots of eggs. Because other than brisket, everything should taste like scrambled eggs.
Bring dessert for your “entire table.” This is a misdirection technique I learned from my aunt.
After moving their Embassy to Jerusalem, these American things will also be moving – or have moved already.
by Mordechai Schmutter
Here are a bunch of new emojis you’ll use every day.
How to make your flying experience more “kosher.”
by Mark Miller
Celebrating the rich variety of Jewish humor.
When repurposing, make sure to leave the note with the name of the people who gave it to you originally.
No, one size does NOT fit all!
Shadchan stories, facts, foibles, and of course … jokes.
We pray for rain in Israel where nobody owns a coat.
A how-not-to guide to raise money for your shul.
I am single, and no I am not looking for a “shidduch”.
How to make the Olympics more Jewish.
With flu season upon us, check out these tried (and some not true) Jewish flu remedies.
When your precious child turns out to be a “vilda chaya” – Yiddish for a “wild animal.”
by Richard Rabkin and David Kilimnick
Saving Private Ryan now becomes Killing Private Ryan
Mohel are vastly underappreciated. In a business where there is no margin for error, they should be admired and adored.
If you boycott Israel just be ready to go all the way. Turn off Waze and go back to using Mapquest.
From Chinese Auctions to ad journals.
Barbra Streisand will finally share her own traumatic alien abduction story.
by Stephanie D. Lewis
Instead of the ball drop in Time’s Square, we let the matzah balls drop into our soup.
From “It’s a Wonderful Life” to It’s a Verklempt Life.
Here are my tips for how to light your menorah in ways that your neighbors will never forget.
by Andrew Michaels
In honor of the 8 days of Chanukah, here are 8 people in every shul. Even yours.
Spellukah, noun. A democratic way to settle any dispute over how you should write the word ‘Chanukah.’
I tried to organize a holiday cookie exchange at my shul. This is what happened.
Would the synagogue experience be enhanced by stadium seating?
When I heard about Nathan’s contest, I knew I had found my sport.
Should synagogues hand out awards like the "Better Late Than Never" Award to curb bad behavior?
”The synagogue needs you for a quorum.” What’s a quorum? I thought I was being punished.
Creative mashing of two words.
Why do we celebrate a Bar Mitzvah by slinging sweets at a defenseless child?
Eat in the supermarket because apparently eating there is free.
Do you have a Shlomo or a Fido?
How do two individuals mutually settle on who should supersede them as parents upon their death?
Let’s face it, shul announcements need some work.
The ways religious Jews like to dance.
Two polar opposite cultures: They keep better in ice. We keep better in Miami.
Are you certain that your rabbi, cantor, or deli owner is not a robot? After reading this, you may have a few doubts.
From the paper chain to the ushpizin poster to the Christmas lights, I’ve got your Sukkah covered.
Key words you never knew you needed.
For me the holiday of Sukkot brings up memories of candy.
by Zechariah Saltman
Introducing the pre-Yom Kippur APP!
Creative blessings and curses using fruits and vegetables.
Jokes
2 min read
JTube
3 min view
Art Smarts
10 min read
Current
History
Jewlish
Lifecycle
Human Interest
Holidays
Do You Think They Can Tell That I’m Jewish?
