by Mordechai Schmutter
by David Kilimnick
In order to make Chanukah more religious, I’m using fat from shmaltz flanken meat that stays in the stomach for eight days.
by Yona Levi
At the average wedding, the sushi bar often has better attendance than the chuppah ceremony.
I wanted to serve the army, but they knew better.
by Stephanie D. Lewis
Introducing the Jewish fact-checking site, Schmopes.
I know nothing about Yemenite history. All I know is that they know how to make bread taste amazing.
by Mark Schiff
I’ve been blessed to have kept off 50 pounds for about eight years. It is the single hardest thing I’ve ever done.
“I love my wife, but I’m so sick of leftovers. What should I do?”
There is one thing that connects all Jews. Food.
No third graders directing traffic.
by Mark Miller
Meet the Schleposaurus
by Marnie Winston-Macauley
With apologies to Stephen Covey.
Finding Lazar Wolf’s diary changes everything!
Nothing says American Jewish tradition like the deli.
The Anti-Simcha Diet is where you don’t go to any family functions. That’s 5 pounds right there.
My name is Baum. Jacob Baum.
by Yonah Levi
You know that your apology is downright awful if you then have to apologize for your apology.
Miriam Poppins is about an Israeli nanny who floats down from the sky holding oversized Shabbos candlesticks.
God, please help me to stop eating chocolate.
When someone tells you religion does more harm than good, take him to shul.
No I cannot explain why your tuition doesn’t include pencils.
Focus on wolfing down as much and as fast as you can without looking alarmingly gluttonous.
A tour of The Mountains.
How Jews can procrastinate productively.
Including "Reverse Visiting Day" on which campers are sent home to visit their parents.
Jews don’t pack clothes. We just pack food.
Going on a hike, or “Tiyul”, is a great way to experience what’s called in the Middle East “dehydration.”
by Jewlarious.com Staff
“Next year in Jerusalem. The year after that, how about a nice cruise?”
Tip #1: Do whatever you can to make sure your profile picture doesn’t look like you.
Questions an adult child should never ask their Jewish boomer parent.
My techniques to make it through the Tisha B’Av fast.
Don’t stress when you fress, and don’t cheat when you eat.
The way my parents made Jewish summer camp sound, I thought I was joining the US Armed Forces.
Your goal is to get into your hotel room but the anti-Semites have decided to make hotel keys electronic.
With a few dog jokes slipped in for good measure.
“I’m honored to be a Jewish adult. I will never pay retail again.”
From nursery school to retirement.
In honor of Father’s Day, enjoy some jokes about our beloved Jewish fathers!
Please be advised: I have no children.
When anti-Semites get caught, they are often forced to apologize, or what I call “fauxpologize.”
Do all Jews love dogs? Debatable. Do all Jews love dog jokes? No question.
by Judy Gruen
We could learn a thing or two from our lovable companions.
An advanced look at the world’s first Jewish GPS app for cars.
A list of some of the most popular kippahs, the styles, and what they mean.
by Andy Cowan
Comedian Andy Cowan who wrote for Cheers and Seinfeld talks about how he got started.
by Yonatan Levi
The skills every Jewish parent should teach their children to survive in the Jewish world.
How to take control of the shul chulent.
If Jewish mothers were in charge of counter terrorism.
by Karen Goliger
My teenaged boy has an appetite like an animal. And when he says “what’s for dinner” I am the zookeeper.
From Albert Einstein’s hair gel, to Levi Strauss’s pants – famous items seized from Jews throughout history.
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