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Glass Half Full

June 17, 2010 | by

Shmuel Solomon was having trouble in school. That’s why his father was so pleased when Shmuel came home and reported that he got a 100% on his report card.

“That’s fantastic Shmuel!” his father said. “What course did you get it in?”

“Well,” said Shmuel, “I got a 20 in math, a 30 in science, and a 50 in spelling!”

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