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The Rabbi Officer

February 22, 2018 | by Aish.com

Rabbi Rothman was fresh out of rabbinical school and he was fortunate to find a job in a small Jewish community. Before he started his job, he thought that it would help him better understand human psychology if he first took a job as a policeman for several months. He passed the physical examination; then came the oral exam to test his ability to act quickly and wisely in an emergency.

Among other questions he was asked, "What would you do to disperse a frenzied crowd?"

He thought for a moment and then said, "I would start a funding drive for the shul’s building campaign."




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