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February 12, 2015 | by

Miriam arrives home. She runs into the house, slams the front door, and shouts at the top of her voice, “Moishe! Pack your bags. I’ve just won the $25 million Powerball Lottery!”

Moishe says, “Oh my goodness, what fantastic news. Should I pack for Florida or skiing?”

Miriam yells back, “I don’t care where you go, just pack your bags!”

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