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Take Note!

April 28, 2019 | by

Bonnie Silverman knew she was a little bit of a worrier but with a big surgery coming up, she wasn’t going to leave anything to chance. So prior to her operation, she taped notes to her body for the surgeon... "Dr. Stern, take your time," "Don't cut yourself," "No need to rush," "Wash your hands..."

After surgery, as she was in her bed, Bonnie discovered a new note taped to her, this one from Dr. Stern, "Has anyone seen my wristwatch?"

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