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A Brainy Creation

July 11, 2013 | by Aish.com

David Epstein came home from work to see his wife and young daughter Rivkah, reviewing the girl’s Hebrew homework.

“What are you learning honey?” asked David.

"Well we’re learning Bereishit (Genesis) and Mommy told me how Hashem made the first man and the first woman. He made the man first. But the man was very lonely with nobody to talk to him. So Hashem put the man to sleep. And while the man was asleep, Hashem took out his brains, and made a woman from them."




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