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Driving Miss Lazy

July 23, 2009 | by


Aaron and Sally are driving back from a short holiday when they get in a minor accident. Aaron wasn't concentrating and he hit a parked car. Fortunately, no one is hurt. Within minutes a police officer arrives at the scene.

"So what happened?" the officer asks Aaron, smiling. "How did you manage to hit a parked car?"

Aaron immediately replies, "It was my wife's fault"

"Why do you say that?" asks the officer, making notes.

"Because," replies Aaron, "she fell asleep in the back seat!"

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