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The Search for Intelligent Life

November 5, 2009 | by Aish.com

Captain Kirk and an away team, searching for intelligent life on other planets, traveled down to Earth after going through a time disturbance cloud, landing in the middle of a meeting at the United Nations Human Rights Council where they were once again lambasting Israel for “war crimes.”

After looking around, Kirk says: "Beam us up, Scotty. There's no intelligent life down on this one."




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