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Run for your Life

May 11, 2017 | by

Yankel Epshtein decided that it was time to get in shape, so he took up jogging and signed up for the New York City Marathon. Problem was, he wasn’t that “strong” a runner. As soon as the race started he was almost immediately in last place.

To make matters worse, the guy who was in front of Yankel, second to last, started making fun of him. He said, "Hey buddy, how does it feel to be last?"

Yankel replied, "You really want to know?"

Then he dropped out of the race.


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