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Lightening Striking Twice

May 31, 2018 | by

Little Moishe Rosenbloom walked to and from school daily. On one particular morning, the weather was questionable as clouds were forming and the sky was grey, but Moishie made his daily trek to school anyway.

As the afternoon progressed, the winds whipped up and the thunder and lightning began to roll. Moishie’s mother was concerned that her son would be frightened as he walked home from school and feared that the electrical storm might harm him.

Worried, Mrs. Rosenbloom got into her car and drove along the route to Moishie’s. Upon finding her son, she noticed her boy was walking along just fine, but at each flash of lightning, Moishie would stop, look up and smile. More lightning followed and with each one Moishie would look at the streak of light and smile.

Puzzled, the mother approached him in her car, lowered the window and asked him, "What are you doing?"

Moishie answered, "I am trying to look nice, Hashem keeps taking my picture."

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