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A Cool Customer

October 7, 2010 | by Aish.com

Rabinowitz is coming back to Israel. The customs officer asks him what he has in his heavy suitcase and Rabinowitz responds: "Bird-feed for my parrot."

The officer is still suspicious and opens it. It's all coffee! "Didn't you say it was bird-feed for your parrot?" asks the officer.

Rabinowitz responds: "If she doesn't eat it, that's her problem."




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