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Harry’s in the Hospital

April 22, 2018 | by

Harry Rothman suddenly started feeling horrible and was sent to the hospital.

The next day, Dr. Rosen had a talk with Harry’s wife, Roz. He said, "Harry has been suffering from serious stress. If immediate action is not taken, he could die in a very short time."

Roz said, "What type of immediate action?"

Dr. Rosen said, "You must provide a stress-free environment in your home. For the next two weeks, make wonderful meals for him every day. Also, you must be sure that you don't nag him or stress him in any way."

On the drive home from the hospital, Harry asked, "So what's wrong with me, honey?"

Roz paused for a moment and then replied, "Sorry, honey, but you're going to die."

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