Golf Etiquette

Rachel and Leah were out for their weekly Thursday lunch at their favorite restaurant, Yitz’s Kosher Deli, talking about their favorite topic – their husbands, and how they just don’t understand them.

Rachel: I just don't understand the attraction golf holds for men.

Leah: TELL me about it! I went golfing with my husband one time, and he told me I asked too many questions!

Rachel: Well, I'm sure you were just trying to understand the game. What questions did you ask?

Leah: I thought I asked legitimate questions... like, "Why did you hit the ball into that lake?"