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The Great Boca Flood

December 2, 2018 | by

One night, a torrential rain soaked Boca Raton, Florida; the next morning the resulting floodwaters came up about 6 feet into most of the homes there.

Sarah Solomon was sitting on her roof with her neighbor, Mrs. Thompson, waiting for help to come.

Mrs. Thompson noticed a lone baseball cap floating near the house. Then she saw it float far out into the front yard, then float all the way back to the house; it kept floating away from the house, then back in.

Her curiosity got the best of her, so she asked Mrs. Solomon, "Do you see that baseball cap floating away from the house, then back again?"

Mrs. Solomon said, "Oh yes, that's my husband Marvin; I told him he was going to cut the grass today come hell or high water!"

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