Busted by the Boss
Chaim Yankel was having difficulty adjusting to his new office job – his boss was accusing him of being unproductive.
One day, Chaim Yankel’s boss entered his cubicle and he saw Chaim Yankel surfing the web.
“Chaim Yankel!” yelled his boss. “Why is it that whenever I come over here I always catch you goofing off?!”
“That’s easy,” replied Chaim Yankel. “It’s because you walk so quietly!”