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The Six Million Dollar Question

March 10, 2011 | by Aish.com

David and Rebecca were recently engaged. All seemed well until David heard some awful rumors about Rebecca. Eventually he decided to confront her.

“Is it true Rebecca what I hear?” asked David. “That the only reason why you are marrying me is because my grandfather left me $6 million?”

“Don’t be silly!” responded Rebecca, to which David breathed a sigh of relief. “I couldn't care less who left it to you.”




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