Heshy’s Discount Warehouse

Up until recently Chaim Yankel had worked at Heshey’s Discount Warehouse, but after a falling out with Heshey, Chaim Yankel was out of work. Fortunately, Herman’s Discount Warehouse on the other side of town was hiring and Chaim Yankel got himself a job.

Trying to prove his worth Chaim Yankel said, “Mr. Herman, I make the best announcements on the public address system. Your customers will love it, watch this.”

Chaim Yankel pressed the PA button and said loudly, “Attention Heshey’s Discount Warehouse shoppers…” Seeing the look on Herman’s face and suddenly realizing his mistake Chaim Yankel added “…you are in the wrong store!”