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Abba Phone Home

March 1, 2020 | by

Shira Sommers was home with her three young children getting dinner ready when the phone rang. Six-year-old Rivky picked it up and said, "Hi, Abba!" and she began telling him about her day.

She then passed the phone to her brother and sister as was the custom whenever Abba called from work.

When it was finally Shira’s turn to talk she took the receiver and said, "Hi, honey."

"Thank goodness, lady," the voice on the other end replied. "I just called to tell you that the toilet you ordered is here!"

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