The Golf Grinch
Sol and Morty belonged to a country club outside of Boca. They were having a shvitz one day after a round of golf.
"Morty, why don't you play golf with Mel anymore?" asked Sol.
"Would you play golf with a guy who moved the ball with his foot when you weren't watching?" Morty asked.
"Well, no," admitted Sol.
"Neither will Mel," replied Morty.