Ride of her Life
Shoshana Epstein just received her learner's permit offered to drive her parents to shul for the Shiffman bris. After a hair-raising ride, they finally reached their destination.
Mrs. Epstein got out of the car and said, "Thank you!"
"Anytime," Shoshana replied.
As her mother slammed the door, she said, "I wasn't talking to you. I was talking to God."