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How are the Eggs?
It's the morning after her honeymoon and Sarah is in her new kitchen. She has just spent the last hour preparing her very first breakfast for her husband Moshe. She's made him scrambled eggs on toast. Moshe sits down at the table and takes his first mouthful of her cooking, with Sarah watching anxiously for his reaction.
"Moshe, how is it?" she meekly asks.
"Well my lovely darling," replies Moshe, wiping his lips on his napkin, "you could have probably beaten the eggshells for just a little bit longer. But apart from that, I think you’re off to a great start.”
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