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Chaim Yankel’s Insurance

January 18, 2018 | by Aish.com

Chaim Yankel, a famer in the famed city of Chelm, went to an insurance agency to try and buy a policy. The agent asked, "Have you ever had an accident?"

"Nope," replied the Chaim Yankel. "Last summer, a horse kicked me and broke a few of my ribs, and the year before that, a snake bit me on the ankle."

"Wouldn't you call those accidents?" quizzed the puzzled agent.

"No," Chaim Yankel replied. "They did it on purpose!"

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