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Lay Off the Brisket if you Know What I Mean

July 27, 2017 | by Aish.com

A lady was walking past a pet store in Borough Park, New York when a parrot said, "Hey, lady! You should really lay off the brisket if you know what I mean!" The lady was furious and continued on her way.

On the way home, she passed by the pet store again and the parrot once more said "Hey, lady! You should really lay off the brisket if you know what I mean!" She was incredibly upset now, so she went into the store and said that she would sue the store and kill the bird. The store manager apologized profusely and promised he would make sure the parrot didn't say it again.

The next day, she deliberately passed by the store to test the parrot. "Hey, lady!" it said.

"Yes?"

"You know what I mean!”




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