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Last Will and Testament

October 14, 2018 | by Aish.com

Jack Bernstein died. His lawyer Harry stood before the family and read out Jack's last will and testament.

"To my dear wife Esther, I leave the house, 50 acres of land, and one million dollars. To my son Sammy, I leave my big Lexus and the Jaguar. To my daughter Debbie, I leave my yacht and $250,000. And to my brother-in-law Jeff, who always insisted that health is better than wealth, I leave the remainder of my vitamins and my juicer."




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