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Dad’s List

January 29, 2017 | by

Eliezer Rosenberg returned from college for a break, and noticed a paper posted on the refrigerator. It listed some goals his father had set for himself: Help wife more; lose weight; be more productive at work.

Eliezer promptly added: "Send Eliezer money every month."

A few days later his older brother David wrote: "Make payments on car for David."

Then their older sister Rivkah joined in with: "Send Rivkah on a trip to Israel."

Finally their father added a new goal to his amended list: "Wean kids."

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