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Sailing Away

July 14, 2016 | by

David and Beth Silverstein were on their shul’s welcoming committee and they invited Michael and Jennifer Epstein, a new couple that moved into town, over for Sunday brunch. After brunch, the women decided to go shopping, so David decided to invite Michael to go sailing on his sail boat.

While they were out on the water, a storm blew up. The tide had gone out, and they were down wind trying to work their way back through a narrow channel. At one point the boat grounded and they had to climb overboard and shove with all of their might to get it back into deeper water.

As Michael stood there, ankle deep in muck, the wind blowing his hair wildly, rain streaming down his face, he grinned at David and said, "Sure beats shopping."


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