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The Dating Game

June 12, 2014 | by

Sarah’s Aunt Selma set her up on a blind date with her friend Shirley’s nephew David.

After waiting two hours for her date, Sarah concluded she’d been stood up. So she changed into pajamas, made some popcorn, and flopped down in front of the TV. Then the doorbell rang – it was her date. David took one look at Sarah and gasped. “You’re still not ready?”

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