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Rose Colored Contacts

June 25, 2015 | by

An Israeli policeman stops a lady and asks for her license. He says, "G’veret (lady), it says here that you should be wearing glasses."

The woman answers, "Well, I have contacts."

The policeman replies, "I don't care who you know! You're getting a ticket!"


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