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L'Chaim!

October 11, 2012 | by Aish.com

Adam, an American tourist in Israel decided to head out to a local pub for a drink. He was only there for a few minutes when a waitress came over to him. “Would you like something to drink?” she asked.

Adam looked around for a menu, but unable to find one asked, “What are my choices?”

The waitress gave Adam a strange look, and responded in an extra loud and slow voice, “Yeees or noooo.”



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