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What’s in a Name?

October 6, 2011 | by

A charming and dashing presidential candidate enters a nursing home with his entourage.

He approaches Selma Sapperstein in her wheelchair and says, “Good morning ma’am, how are you today?”

But Mrs. Sapperstein doesn’t give him the time of day.

“Ma’am do you know who I am?” he asks. “Do you know my name?”

But again she ignores him.

Speaking louder this time…he says, “Don’t you recognize me? Do you know what my name is?”

Exasperated, Mrs. Sapperstein finally replies, “No I don’t know your name, but if you go to the front desk, I am sure they can help you find it!”

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