College is for the Dogs
A dog named Moishe is so smart that his master, Chaim Yankel, decides to send him to college.
Home for vacation, Chaim Yankel asks him how college is going.
"Well," says Moishe the dog, "I'm not doing too great in science and math, but I have made a lot of progress in foreign languages."
"Really!" says Chaim Yankel. "Say something in a foreign language."
Moishe the dog says, "Meow!"