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Chinese Jews

July 23, 2009 | by Aish.com

Abie and Becky were in a Chinese restaurant and asked the waiter if there were any Chinese Jews. The waiter replied, "I don't know, I'll ask the Manager". When the waiter returned he said to Abie and Becky, "The Manager said we have orange, tomato and apple juice but no Chinese juice.




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