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BIG MAMA WENT ON A SCALE TO CHECK HER WEIGHT.

SHOCKED AND NERVEOUS SHE SCREAMED AT THE SCALE BY SAYING

I WASNT ASKING FOR MY PHONE NUMBERÁ....

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