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Trouble in Paradise

December 9, 2012 | by Aish.com

Adam was walking outside of the Garden of Eden with Cane and Abel. Cane and Abel looked into the garden and saw waterfalls, lovely birds, lush forests and fruit trees bending over because of the large amounts of fruit on them.

Then they took a long look at where they lived. It was dry, dusty with weeds and sickly-looking trees.

"Daddy? Why don't we live in there instead of out here?" they asked innocently.

Adam said, "Well sons. Eve and I use to live in there at one time. But your mother ate us out of house and home."




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