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Time to go to the Gym

December 13, 2020 | by

Shira Shusterman was self-conscious about going to the gym because of the weight that she had gained. She thought it would make her stand out among the spandex-clad regulars. So she chose a treadmill in the corner so she would be inconspicuous. However, as she exercised, her worst fears came true.

At least a dozen people turned to stare at Shira periodically. She thought it might be her imagination, but then one woman even squinted to get a better look. Mortified, she stepped off the machine and was about to call it quits.

Then she turned around and realized that the gym's only wall clock had been hanging just inches above her head.

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