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Heshy the Handyman

November 15, 2020 | by

David Applebaum brought home a backyard swing set for his children and immediately started to assemble it with all the neighborhood children anxiously waiting to play on it.

After several hours of reading the directions, attempting to fit bolt A into slot B, etc., he finally gave up and called upon an old neighborhood handyman that everyone called Heshy the Handyman.

Heshy the Handyman came over, threw the directions away, and in a short while had the set completely assembled.

"It's beyond me," said David, "how you got it together without even reading instructions."

"To tell the truth," replied Heshy the Handyman, "I can't read, and when you can't read, you've got to think."

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