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A flight attendant on a busy New York to Tel Aviv flight nervously announced about thirty minutes after takeoff, "Ladies and Gentlemen, I don't know how this happened, but we have 103 passengers aboard and only 40 dinners."
When the passengers' muttering had died down, she continued, "Anyone who is kind enough to give up their meal so someone else will be eligible for free air mile points."
Her next announcement came an hour later. "If anyone wants to change their mind, we still have thirty-nine dinners available!"