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Take Out the Papers and the Trash

January 19, 2020 | by

Berel and Shmerel are sitting on a bench in the middle of Chelm, chatting. Berel asks Shmerel, "Has your son Chaim Yankel decided what he wants to be when he grows up?"

"Yes, he wants to be a garbage collector," replied Shmerel.

Berel thought for a moment and responded, "That's a rather strange ambition to have for a career."

"Not really," said Shmerel, "It should be an easy job.”

“How so?” asked Berel.

“Because garbage collection is only done on Tuesdays."


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