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Kisses for Dad

May 12, 2019 | by

"Abba," 15 year old Rivkah Bloom says, running into her father's den, "I'd like to kiss you good-bye before I go to school!"

"You're too late, honey,” responded her father. “Your mother just did that two minutes ago, and I don't have any cash left on me.”

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