Moishe and Miriam at the Mall
"You just go ahead," Moishe said to his wife Miriam. “While you look at some of the clothes in the store, I will go wander around the mall.”
An hour later, Moishe returned and saw Miriam at the checkout counter.
The clerk was ringing up the last of a massive pile of clothes.
"Are you buying all this!?" Moishe asked Miriam.
"Well, yes," she said, half embarrassed. Then waving her arm toward the rest of the store, she added, "But look at all of the clothes I'm leaving behind!"