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Texas Rancher in Israel

January 13, 2019 | by Aish.com

A Texas cattleman on vacation in Israel was visiting an agricultural kibbutz one day, boasting to the kibbutznik about the size of his ranch. "Takes me three whole days to ride across my farm on a horse."

Dudu, the kibbutznik takes a slow drink of water and replies, "We had a horse like that once, but I shot the lazy thing."




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