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Learning to Pray

August 13, 2017 | by

Mrs. Sandelson was teaching her first grade class about saying berachot (blessings) and davening (praying).

"For example children,” said Mrs. Sandelson “Before we go to sleep we should sing shema. Who here says their prayers at night?"

Little Moishie Brown answered, "My mommy says my prayers."

"I see," said Mrs. Sandelson. "And what does your mother say?"

Moishie replied, "THANK GOD HE'S IN BED!"

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