Cough it Up
Little Moishie Applebaum swallowed a coin and it got stuck in his throat, so his mother ran out in the street yelling for help. A man passing by took Moishie by his shoulders and hit him with a few strong strokes on the back, and he coughed the coin out.
"I don't know how to thank you, doctor," Mrs. Applebaum said.
"I'm not a doctor," the man replied. "I'm from the tuition committee."