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Boy, is Moishie Thirsty

December 29, 2016 | by

Little Moishie is sent to bed by his father. Five minutes later: "Ab-ba..."


"I'm thirsty. Can you bring a drink of water?"

"No, you had your chance, Moishie Lights out."

Five minutes later: "Ab-aaaaa..."


"I'm THIRSTY. Can I have a drink of water?"

"I told you NO! If you ask again, I'll have to give you a potch – a spanking!"

Five minutes later: "Aaaa-baaaa..."


"When you come in to give me a potch, can you bring a drink of water?"


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