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The Real World

January 14, 2016 | by Aish.com

David Sugarman graduated college and started working his first job. He was shocked by the expenses that came along with paying for his own apartment, food and everything else associated with the “real world.” He was even complaining about the high cost of auto insurance.

"You know,” said his mother, “If you got married already, your premiums would be lower."

David smiled. "That would be like buying an airline just to get free peanuts."




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