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Values for Life

April 12, 2015 | by

David Silverman prided himself on being an excellent father, always teaches important values and imparting pearls of wisdom to his daughter Leah. One day David was explaining a very important lesson to Leah.

“Honey, it’s very important that when you grow up, you become assertive, independent and strong willed. These are character traits that will breed success.”

“So how come you always tell me to stop asking questions and do whatever you say?” asked Leah.

“Ah…” answered David. “That’s because when you are a kid I want you to be passive, pliant and obedient.”

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