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Straight From Dad

February 5, 2015 | by

Shmuel Feldstein's two daughters were discussing what physical attributes they had inherited from their father.

"I hate my freckles that came from Abba," Rivkah said.

"At least you got his freckles," Rivkah's unsympathetic sister Leah said. "I got his eyebrow."


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